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bruh
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Happens every time.
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Serves him right for trying to meet someone he met online in real life... on the other side of the world.
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ROBBED
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And this is why you don't talk to strangers on the internet...
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It's always safest just to stay inside.
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where do you live? let's hang out
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Forever. In a basement.
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Not within a 10 mi radius of me = 0% chance of me meeting you for the first time out of romantic interest.
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dude! I live where ever I want. I got a sweet van too. do you like vans? oh man you gotta see my van. wanna see my van? sure you do. whats your address I can be right over. is it ok if i park in your yard? sure it is.. ok on my way. also do you have an extension cord? any ways, can't wait to show you my van. Oh the fun we will have.. soo much van related fun.
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5000 miles is my limit! I go no further!
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do you have free candy?
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Not within a 10 cm radius of me = 0% chance of me meeting you for the first time out of romantic interest.
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in all honesty, I've met JBH and Aaron Brown once at Classic Car Club in Manhattan. No one got hurt.
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Only the anaerobic bacteria in your gut have a chance with you then.
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Sure! help your self. I also have free smelling rags.. All you can smell. My vans pretty great, it's got a bed, a 12.7 inch black and white tv and fm radio! oh you gonna love my van!
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I'd go to an oppo meetup if there were enough oppos around where I live. It'd be a very inefficient strategy to spend all your time posing as a car guy on oppo for kidnapping/ mugging purposes.
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Hah. Doesn't mention the part where he almost died after getting drunk after the rejection.
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I need an adult?
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\o/
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His hand does alright.
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